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The brainless creation of Dr. Slug, Slugs wander the halls of his fortress, devouring anything unlucky enough to collide with their mouths full of razor sharp death and breath smelling of rotten pineapples.




When mindless eating machines just weren't enough, Dr. Slug infused these Slugs with the ability to spew forth flames made of concentrated pain, hatred, and fire. Fire Slugs are known to fry their prey from a distance and then devourer the crispy carcass left behind.




When mindless eating and fire-breathing machines just weren't enough, Dr. Slug gave these slugs the ability to jump. When they aren't busy playing shuffleboard, these sinister creatures roam the halls of Dr. Slug’s fortress, happily bouncing towards their victims and effortlessly leaping over any gunfire aimed in their direction.



Formerly the galaxy's premiere accountants, Ghosts were enslaved by Dr. Slug and forced to give up their calculators and balance sheets for fear, terror, anguish, and pain. Bitter at a world that has scorned them, these Ghosts now endlessly prowl the rooms of Dr. Slug's fortress, attacking and devouring anyone unlucky enough to cross their math-deprived paths.




Previously known simply as "Todd", for centuries Gorblins produced some of the finest pottery the galaxy had ever seen. Despite their expert craftsmanship, Gorblins were exceedingly gullible and lead by Dr. Slug to believe a string of planetary races were responsible for the theft of their world's supply of pottery wheels (in actuality, Dr. Slug was the perpetrator). Planet after planet Dr. Slug accused of the crimes and planet after planet fell to the ferocity of these savage beasts.




More Angry Guys once had the most beatiful arms in the galaxy but the evil Doctor Slug removed them, promising to return them only when his plans for galactic domination were complete. More Angry Guys now bounce around the halls of Doctor Slug's fortress, lamenting a once glorious life where their only complaint was a lack of legs.




Previously simple plants adorning the homes of his childhood neighborhood, Dr. Slug spent a thousand years watering them with pure, concentrated evil. Now uprooted from the ground and three times as evil as baby kittens, Shrubs bounce throughout the rooms of Dr. Slug's fortress causing a terrible, itchy death to anyone that comes in contact with them.




Rumored to have once been the personal accountant to God, the Ghost King is the strongest and most powerful of all ghosts. He rules over all the other ghosts with a squishy blue fist reeking of tyranny. Angered by defeat in his first battle with Guy and Bob, the Ghost King has returned to settle the score once and for all.




Doom Bolt was once a normal, kind floating orb who lived peacefully on a planet made of cheese but an obsession with timeliness and an ex-wife who was always late drove him into insanity. Let loose in the fortress of Dr. Slug, Doom Bolt enacts a terrible, insane vengeance upon anyone he perceives as tardy then quickly vanishes en route to his next appointment.




Educated at the Harpoo Institute of Highest Learning, widely considered the Harvard of the Gooman Nebula, Dr. Slug excelled above all other pupils. He took great joy in proving his superiority over not only the other students but also his professors, several of which he drove into retirement, insanity, or pots of boiling water.

Upon graduating with a Doctorate in Communications, Dr. Slug was a writer on the moderately successful sitcom, "Ouch, Robot!". After three seasons and a Thanksgiving special, ratings cooled and the network canceled the program. Angered at losing the one thing that he truly loved, Dr. Slug created an army of monsters and either killed or enslaved the entire planet. Then another planet, and another, and another.

Dr. Slug's evil plan came to a screeching halt on Earth when he met the duo of Guy and Bob. In a battle so epic that I do not dare describe it, Dr. Slug was killed. But just because Dr. Slug is dead now does not mean that he is planning to stay that way for much longer...